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SUMMARY:Tuesday Trivia 
LOCATION:(30.3199\, -81.6730)
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/2186137\nWeekly Ride: Pedals\, Pints\, and Questionable Facts\nWe roll out at 6:00 PM for a casual evening spin that mysteriously ends at a place with beer and trivia.\nNo sprints unless you feel like it\, no pressure unless you owe someone a beer.\n\nWe wander the city\, eventually finding ourselves at:\n\nTepeyolot Cerveceria\n2130 Kings Avenue\nJacksonville\, FL 32207\n\nTrivia starts at 7:30. We’ll get there in time to look smug about answers we definitely didn’t Google.
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SUMMARY:Regrettable Enthusiasm Sunday Ride – Emerald Trail / S-Line
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3393784110651267530\n\n📍 Start and End Geffen Park\, Northbank Riverwalk\n📅 Sunday\, August 24\n⏰ 1:30pm meetup\, rolling shortly after\nRain washed us out on Thursday\, so we’re giving it another go. Route is the same: Emerald Trail and S-Line\, loop through Liberty\, and back downtown to finish at the start.\nExpect:\nA casual\, no-drop pace.\nAn afternoon spin that won’t interfere with dinner.\nThe usual amount of questionable decision-making.\nThere may also be a stop for a beer\, depending on group mood and collective thirst.\n\nDisclaimer: Regrettable Enthusiasm accepts no responsibility for questionable routing\, sudden taco cravings\, or the creeping influence of Chaos. Should the route twist unexpectedly or reality feel a little unstable\, just keep pedaling and try not to listen to the whispers.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20250901T140000
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SUMMARY:Little Talbot Island State Park  Amelia Island Greenway Ride – Labor Day
LOCATION:Little Talbot Island South Loop Trailhead\, 12157 Heckscher Dr\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32226\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3395606026135368022\n📅 Labor Day – Monday\, September 1\n🕙 10:00 AM rollout\n📍 Little Talbot Island State Park – South parking lot\n\nWe’ll roll out from Little Talbot Island State Park\, meeting at the south end of the main parking lot. The route heads out to the Timucuan Trail\, across the bridge\, and onto the Amelia Island Greenway. \n\nLunch stop is set for Bantam & Biddy (4802 1st Coast Hwy #470\, Fernandina Beach\, FL 32034) before we turn back and finish where we started.\n\nExpect a relaxed\, no-drop pace. The more the merrier.  After the ride there are showers and beach access should you be so inclined.
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UID:event-4@floridapagans.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20250909T220000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20250910T000000
SUMMARY:Tuesday Rides
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3399808385144019160\nMeet-up: Geffen Park\, 6:00pm\n\nSame start point as always\, Geffen Park. Expect the usual mix of questionable decisions\, and scenic detours.\n\nCasual pace\, Bring lights\, bring water\, bring whatever counts as common sense in your kit. We’ll decide on distance and route on the spot—tradition demands at least a little chaos.\n\nSee you there.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20250916T220000
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SUMMARY:Club Ride – Riverside / SUP / San Marco / Southbank
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3401685129928570078\nStart: Geffen Park\nFinish: Aardwolf Brewing (probably)\nPace: Easy and social\nBring: Lights\, water\, and your best questionable route ideas\n\nWe’ll meet at Geffen Park and roll an easy loop around the Riverside area. From there we’ll cut across the SUP\, swing through San Marco\, and drift along the Southbank before wrapping up.\n\nPace is casual and no-drop — just enough to keep the legs spinning and the conversation flowing.\n\nWe’ll finish at Aardwolf Brewing for a pint… unless we all meet up and decide to do something else.\n\n
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20250923T220000
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SUMMARY:Tuesday Evening ride
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3405583872134727934\nWe are a loosely organized alliance of riders whose judgment is occasionally questionable but whose enthusiasm is rarely in doubt. Bring a bike that rolls\, legs that turn\, and lights that work. If you’re new\, say hi and line up for the group pic before we look like we lost a bet with a pothole.\n\nBring: Front and rear lights\, water\, a sense of humor\n\nIf you peel off early\, just say so. If you sprint\, we will clap. Quietly.
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UID:event-7@floridapagans.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20250930T220000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20251001T000000
SUMMARY:GJCC Tuesday Ride
LOCATION:Jacksonville\, fl
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3407391346824868062\nGJCC Tuesday after work ride at 6pm.\nMeet at Geffen Park and ride around until someone wants either beer or custard or both 😁\nGoofy stunts get applause- pictures encouraged
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DTSTAMP:20260417T101013Z
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SUMMARY:Regrettable Tuesday Ride
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3410328204690464420\nOur Weekly Club Ride with wildly inaccurate claims of mountains conquered\, Damsels distressed And knights humbled.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20251014T220000
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SUMMARY:Regrettable Tuesday Evening Ride.
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3413168530026708508\nRegrettable Enthusiasm rides again tonight. Same plan as usual: meet at the regular spot\, roll out around 6:00 pm\, pace somewhere between chatty and mild regret. Expect a mix of flats\, a few bad decisions about sprints\, and at least one questionable turn.\n\nBring lights\, layers\, and a sense of humor. Post-ride beverage stop optional but strongly encouraged.\n\nIf you’re new\, just show up and say hi. We’ll make sure you only start to question your choices around mile three.
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SUMMARY:Enthusiastic Tuesday Ride with Ice Creme 
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3415529617102656644\nRegrettable Enthusiasm rides again Tuesday. Same plan as usual: meet at the regular spot\, roll out around 6:00\, pace somewhere between chatty and mild regret. Expect a mix of flats\, a few bad decisions about sprints\, and at least one questionable turn.\n\nBring lights\, layers\, and a sense of humor\, Mid ride Ice Creme stop planned because it's a moral imperative.\n\nIf you’re new\, just show up and say hi. We’ll make sure you only start to question your choices around mile three.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20251028T220000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20251029T000000
SUMMARY:Tuesday Night Scary Lights Scout Ride
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3417982849899007100\nTuesday\, October 28\, 6:00 PM. We’re rolling out for a casual evening wander to scout the best spooky yard displays and over-ambitious light shows in the area. Expect a slow cruise\, a few wrong turns\, and at least one unplanned stop for photos of a twelve-foot skeleton doing his best to menace passing cyclists.\n\nThe goal is simple: find the most regrettable and enthusiastic Halloween setups for a potential Friday night ride. If it glows\, flickers\, cackles\, or appears to have been assembled entirely from Home Depot clearance bins\, we want to see it. Distance is flexible. Pace will be conversational\, or slower\, depending on how distracted we get.\n\nAfter the scouting mission\, there’s talk of beer. Possibly ice cream. Possibly both. Bring lights\, good humor\, and your willingness to make questionable decisions in the pursuit of seasonal ambiance.
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SUMMARY:Regrettable Thursday Ride - With Coffee or Cocoa
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3423312353160112688\nWe roll out when the excuses run out. Expect an easy pace\, a wandering route\, and at least one stop for caffeine or cocoa—depending on whether you’re chasing warmth or denial.\n\nThis is a social ride\, not a training ride. If you’re breathing hard\, you’re doing it wrong. If you’re laughing\, you’re doing it right. We’ll find coffee somewhere\, or at least something vaguely coffee-adjacent.\n\nBring lights\, bring good judgment\, and ignore both as needed.
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SUMMARY:Coffee Outside Ride – Sunday 11/23
LOCATION:1620 Riverside Avenue\, 1620 Riverside Avenue\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32204\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3423065831811098014\n\nHosted by @jaxcoffeeoutside.\n\nWe’re joining the Jacksonville Coffee Outside crew at Memorial Park for a casual ride around downtown Jax. Expect a relaxed pace\, good conversation\, and entirely too much coffee. Brew your own or bring a cup along for the mid-ride stop.\n\nRemember that no espresso is too strong to regret.\n\nTelegram: @jaxcoffeeoutside\n
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UID:event-14@floridapagans.com
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DTEND;TZID=UTC:20251126T010000
SUMMARY:Tuesday Ride: Pre-Thanksgiving Regret Conditioning
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3427475714352353128\nThis one is dedicated to all the poor life choices we are about to make with gravy\, pie\, and whatever casserole your aunt insists is “mostly vegetables.”\n\nPlan is a relaxed evening spin from Gefen through the usual neighborhoods\, with enough mileage to let us claim that Thursday’s third plate was “earned.” Casual pace\, social chatter\, occasional dumb sprints if someone looks at a city limit sign the wrong way.\n\nThink of it as a system update before the stuffing. Clear some headspace\, spin the legs out\, and pre-bank a little cardio so you can say things like “it’s fine\, I rode on Tuesday” while reaching for another roll.\n\nDetails:\n	•	Start: 6:00 pm sharp from Sidney Gefen Park\n	•	Pace: Social\, no-drop\, everyone gets home\n	•	Route: Local loop with room for shenanigans\, expect 12–18 miles depending on light and mood\n	•	Bring: Lights\, helmet\, hydration\, and your best rationalizations for Thursday\n\nShow up\, ride a bit\, and help us manufacture plausible deniability for whatever happens at the Thanksgiving table.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20251209T223000
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SUMMARY:Tuesday Ride: Springfield Holiday Lights
LOCATION:Sesquicentennial Park\, 1527 N Main St\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32206\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3431681742413719344\nThis Tuesday we are rolling out to support the Historic Springfield Holiday Bike Ride and blend in with the neighborhood light parade.\n\nMeetup\n	•	When: Tuesday\, December 9 at 5:30 pm\n	•	Where: Sesquicentennial Park\, Springfield\, Jacksonville\n	•	What: Casual holiday cruise with the Springfield Lights ride\n\nRide details\n\nEasy pace\, frequent stops\, lots of lights. This is a social ride\, not a training ride. Expect a relaxed loop through historic Springfield with plenty of opportunity to gawk at decorations\, heckle each other’s lighting choices\, and stop for photos.\n\nBike & rider setup\n	•	Holiday decorations encouraged. Tasteful\, ridiculous\, or both.\n	•	LEDs\, ornaments\, tinsel\, spoke lights\, inflatables. Your call.\n	•	Helmet lights and reflective bits are strongly recommended. Cars are still a thing.\n\nHydration policy\n\nYour standard bike water bottle will comfortably hold eggnog or hot chocolate. With proper “spiking” applications\, it still counts as hydration. Actual water is also a good idea\, but we are not here to judge fluid priorities.\n\nNo drop\, casual vibe\, all are welcome. Bring your bike\, bring your lights\, bring your favorite questionable warm beverage.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20251221T230000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20251222T010000
SUMMARY:Luminaria Bike Ride 2025
LOCATION:3939 Roosevelt Boulevard\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32205\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3436053877687006618\nRoute vibe: Easy\, social\, “we’re definitely not fleeing the Empire” pace through Avondale to soak up luminaries and Christmas lights. Family friendly\, chaos optional.\nMandatory-ish: Front + rear lights\, so motorists can see us and so the story has fewer plot twists.\nStrongly encouraged: Decorative lighting that says “Regrettable Enthusiasm” without having to explain it. If your bike isn’t visible from low orbit\, you’re leaving performance on the table.\n\nClub Ride This Week. Midweek cancelled. Sunday is the main event.\n\nWe’re skipping the midweek ride and joining the Luminaria ride this Sunday night. Slow roll\, lots of lights\, and the kind of group decision-making that would get a party wiped in the first tavern.\n\nAfter-ride meetup: Waffle House\nBecause nothing says “elite athletic club” like immediately undoing the ride with waffles at night.\n\nIf you’re new: show up\, say hi\, bring a bike that’s mostly operational\, and a sense of humor. If the bike isn’t operational\, bring lights anyway. We’re not monsters.  Maybe we can zip tie you to a cargo bike.
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UID:event-17@floridapagans.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20251230T230000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20251231T010000
SUMMARY:Regrettable Tuesdays
LOCATION:Sidney J. Gefen Riverwalk Park\, 505 Alfred duPont Pl\, Jacksonville\, Florida 32202\, United States
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3440069670577630742\nTuesday ride. The last club ride of the year\, and the last sane excuse this season to go rubberneck holiday lights without looking like a weirdo.\n\nWe’re doing an easy\, social pace. If you show up expecting a heroic training ride\, you took a wrong turn three decisions ago. Bring front and rear lights. Decorative lighting is strongly encouraged. Make your questionable judgment visible from orbit.\n\nThis is also the closing ceremony for Holiday Lighting Season. After Tuesday\, the neighborhood transitions to “dark and quiet” until the sporadic underachievers finally put the Santas\, Grinches\, and inflatable snowmen away sometime around February.\n\nShow up. Ride bikes. Stare at lights. Pretend this is all very responsible.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260113T230000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260114T010000
SUMMARY:Regrettable Tuesday Ride\, no Taco's
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3446133538356198258\nTonight: regular ride out of Gefen Riverwalk Park.\n\nWe’re looking at the usual route and then we start thinking\, “what if we just… don’t.” What if we point the bikes toward the S-Line instead and pretend we’re sophisticated urban trail people for an hour. It’s that kind of night. Mildly questionable choices\, but with better scenery.\n\nWeather: low 60s-ish at rollout\, then it does what it always does and gets cooler while we insist we’re fine.\n\nRoute: regular ride from Gefen\, with a strong possibility of an “oops we’re on the S-Line now” detour. If we go that way\, lights are not optional and neither is staying together.\n\nShow up. Ride bikes. Regret nothing. 
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260217T231500
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260218T011500
SUMMARY:Weekly Ride (San Marco Edition)
LOCATION:1620 Naldo Avenue\, 1620 Naldo Avenue\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3458495751728607630\nStarting point change for this week: 1620 Naldo Ave (instead of the usual spot)\, because routine is a slippery slope.\n\nWeekly ride\, same questionable decision-making\, new launch point. Rolling out from San Marco Church\, 1620 Naldo Ave at 6:15 PM. Small to medium group pace\, regroup as needed\, and we’ll pretend we meant to do that hill. Lights recommended.\n
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UID:event-20@floridapagans.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260226T230000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260227T010000
SUMMARY:Regrettable Enthusiasm. Thursday Ride. Back to our regularly scheduled poor decisions.
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3461169831926583744\nWe’re back on the Riverwalk for a classic “this seemed like a good idea at the time” lap. Smooth pavement\, city lights\, water on both sides\, and just enough foot traffic to keep everyone honest. Mostly.\n\nRiverwalk-heavy. Northbank cruising\, bridges when it feels right\, and optional extensions depending on the group. This is a social ride first. Any sprinting is voluntary\, brief\, and typically followed by regret and snacks.\n\nPace and regrouping: we’ll keep it sane and regroup as needed\, especially after crossings\, turns\, and any moment someone announces\, “I know a shortcut.”\n\nBring lights if there’s any chance you’ll still be out near dark. Bring water. Bring whatever level of judgment you’re comfortable misplacing for a couple hours.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260303T230000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260304T010000
SUMMARY:Tuesday Sensible Ride
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3463370590400995110\nPlan is simple: roll out\, follow the river\, take the bridges that seem like good ideas in the moment\, and pretend we meant to do that extra mile the whole time. Pace stays social. Regroups happen automatically whenever someone “knows a shortcut.”\n\nBring lights if there’s any chance you’ll still be out after dark\, and bring whatever level of judgment you’re willing to misplace for an hour or two. Optional post-ride nutritional strategy may occur if the group votes for it. Think tacos\, ice cream\, or a beer. Not a whole tour of all three.
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SUMMARY:Standard Thursday Misconduct
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3465051252083727228\nCurrent plan is a normal Thursday ride from Sydney Gefen Park on Thursday\, March 12 at 6:00 PM.\n\nIf you’re coming\, say so. If you’re thinking about coming\, that also counts as progress. If you need to be lured out with promises of good company\, mild chaos\, and questionable decision-making on two wheels\, that is more or less the club’s entire brand.\n\nRoute will likely be the usual Riverside / downtown direction unless something changes. Pace should be reasonable\, which for this group remains a flexible and occasionally fictional concept.\n\nStill no tacos. This remains an operational failure\, but apparently not one severe enough to stop the ride.\n\nCome out and add to the statistical likelihood of regrettable enthusiasm.
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260317T220000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260318T000000
SUMMARY:Tuesday St. Patrick’s Day Ride
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3468235599341128656\nWe’ll roll out\, do the usual small-to-medium amount of questionable decision-making on bicycles\, and then conclude with the important part: a stop for something green pretending to be beer\, or an actual beer with dignity\, preferably a Guinness.\n\nPace will be social\, miles will be reasonable\, and festive bad judgment is encouraged within standard operational limits.\n\nShow up wearing green\, or prepare to be judged by people dressed like malfunctioning lawn ornaments.
URL:https://floridapagans.com/admin.php
STATUS:CONFIRMED
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UID:event-25@floridapagans.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20260326T220000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20260327T000000
SUMMARY:Thursday Rides With Regrettable Enthusiasm
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRoute: https://www.strava.com/clubs/1679280/group_events/3471222333573054956\nRecurring Thursday ride\n\nIf you’re coming\, say so. If you’re thinking about coming\, that still counts as measurable progress. If you require promises of good company\, mild chaos\, and questionable decisions on bicycles\, that is\, unfortunately\, the entire brand.\n\nPlan is the usual Thursday Riverside / downtown direction unless something changes. Pace should be reasonable\, which for this group remains a flexible and occasionally fictional term.\n\nThere are still no tacos. This continues to represent an operational shortcoming\, but apparently not one severe enough to cancel the ride. Show up and help increase the probability of regrettable enthusiasm. With enough taco-minded people\, and possibly a beer stop\, we may eventually correct this obvious systems failure.
URL:https://floridapagans.com/admin.php
STATUS:CONFIRMED
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SUMMARY:Tuesday Rides With Regrettable Enthusiasm
LOCATION:Sydney J. Gefen Riverside Park\, Jacksonville\, FL\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Type: Ride\nRecurring Thursday ride scheduled for Tuesday \n\nIf you’re coming\, say so. If you’re thinking about coming\, that still counts as measurable progress. If you require promises of good company\, mild chaos\, and questionable decisions on bicycles\, that is\, unfortunately\, the entire brand.\n\nPlan is the usual Thursday Riverside / downtown direction unless something changes. Pace should be reasonable\, which for this group remains a flexible and occasionally fictional term.\n\nThere are still no tacos. This continues to represent an operational shortcoming\, but apparently not one severe enough to cancel the ride. Show up and help increase the probability of regrettable enthusiasm. With enough taco-minded people\, and possibly a beer stop\, we may eventually correct this obvious systems failure.
URL:https://floridapagans.com/admin.php
STATUS:CONFIRMED
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